My next hobby project is asking a shithead to set this up:
https://www.openbsd.org/faq/pf/example1.html
http://www.orangepi.org/OrangePiR1/
Volunteers can mail me at per.gunnarsson@lappstockholm.se, and expect to get ripped off along the way.
There is no way I am paying, but successful applicants may expect a softer gay pimp hand in the future.